I just spent the last few hours on my computer making this work of art

only to find out my printer is a tyrannical fascist. See, naturally, I'd want to print a few copies for good times, but my printer just prints a little bit of it, assumes I'm trying to counterfeit money and then prints a web address, "http://www.rulesforuse.org." Only problem is, these rules don't apply to me because I'm not trying to print a duplicate of actual currency. My printer might know that if it printed a little more of it. What I'm trying to print is considered, by law, to be different enough to not be considered counterfeit.

A. It's one sided.
B. Even a retarded, blind monkey could tell the difference between this and actual currency.

So, now I have to find out how I'm going to make color, paper versions of my really cool work of art. Odds are that all printers made after this one won't let me print it either, so going to the store to buy a new printer won't do me any good. I guess my options now come down to friends and family with older (yet still high quality) printers than mine. I mean, seriously. Is counterfeit really that big of a problem where they have to do these with printers? Are people really making counterfeit bills in a computer printer? What kind of moron would take this money? Just had to get that off my chest.

The Ceej