Okay, so we've all seen that episode of Futurama where Fry asks the What If Machine what life would be like if it were more a video game, but that episode was obviously not for gamers, and kept so that pretty much anyone who's been to an arcade in their life could understand it. Let's nerdify that question, EoFF.

Feel free to be more specific, like, "I wish life was more like a JRPG so that every woman who has any impact on my life would have at least a B-Cup."