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    Default What if life were more like a video game?

    Okay, so we've all seen that episode of Futurama where Fry asks the What If Machine what life would be like if it were more a video game, but that episode was obviously not for gamers, and kept so that pretty much anyone who's been to an arcade in their life could understand it. Let's nerdify that question, EoFF.

    Feel free to be more specific, like, "I wish life was more like a JRPG so that every woman who has any impact on my life would have at least a B-Cup."
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    I've always wondered if it were an RPG, would I be unlucky and start in that town with the high level monsters near by and basically never be able to leave town, or would I start in the newb town. Because well, if the Earth were an RPG, I don't think America would have the lowest level monsters.

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    I wish life were more like Video Games in general, so I wouldn't have to eat, wouldn't have to poo, and cannot die of old age. >_>

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    I wish life were like a survival-horror title because that would be totally sexy. Like Silent Hill. That place is so pretty D: Plus, Mary Elizabeth McGlynn could sing me songs there.

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    When you die, you go to an Animal Crossing town. It would be just like heaven.

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    I'd want it just so I could have fantastic hair that was styled with Mythril Essence gel.

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    Life would have save and reset functions. Groovy.
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    id love it cause that means for a living i could just kill monsters and get money from them. and or loot.
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    Rez me? Rez me? Rez me? Rez me? Buff me? Wanna PvP? Rez me? Wanna PvP? Rez me? Stupid twelve year olds would make everyone quit

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    College would be so much easier if life was like Persona 3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omni Legacy View Post
    Rez me? Rez me? Rez me? Rez me? Buff me? Wanna PvP? Rez me? Wanna PvP? Rez me? Stupid twelve year olds would make everyone quit
    I wouldn't

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    Don't forget all the people who will hack the system and cheat...
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    He can really use a hand with this, and any support you can offer is appreciated.

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    people would be able to kill entire villages and ressurect them.
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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