Neighbors

[Deborah]

Uh..the neighbors behind us have a "special" son who listens to country music loudly all day and sings loudly along. It is a little annoying..but at least hes having fun right?

[Resha]

My neighbour...is strange. A Japanese guy, and he hates me, I'm convinced, and I'm SURE too that he tries to avoid me at every opportunity. He caught me singing and dancing in the lift one day though, so maybe that's why

[Ashi]

None of my neighbors are weird. The people across the street have a very friendly dog that likes to wander around. She's normally warm and curious, and wants attention from people. But one time she somehow got into the house next door and then somehow ended up in my family's yard. I wasn't home then but I reckon it'd be kind of funny waking up and going out early in the morning and finding a dog in the yard thinking, "When did we get a dog?"

[Randgris]

I like playing spy-on-your-neighbor-with-a-binocular (Dang binoculars, my dad smashed it to smithereens ) and one time I saw from our second floor window, they are watching porn. :rolleyes2

[bipper]

We are all on 2 acre lots, so I dun even know any neighbors. Sides, I think we are the odd ones on the block. believe it

[Rengori]

I like playing spy-on-your-neighbor-with-a-binocular (Dang binoculars, my dad smashed it to smithereens ) and one time I saw from our second floor window, they are watching porn. :rolleyes2

Like you've never watched it.

My neighbors as far as I know are pretty normal.

[Randgris]

I like playing spy-on-your-neighbor-with-a-binocular (Dang binoculars, my dad smashed it to smithereens ) and one time I saw from our second floor window, they are watching porn. :rolleyes2

Like you've never watched it.

My neighbors as far as I know are pretty normal.

Well at least not in broad daylight I don't. It was noon. I do it at midnight, windows closed.

[Jess]

My neighbours children always happen to wake me up. By either crying, shouting, screaming or laughing. I never seem to hear them whilst I'm awake, though!

[scrumpleberry]

Ran over a dog and then acted like an asshole about it. I wish i'd got more involved and slapped him in the face. Goes around pissing off the neighborhood gents - it is a pretty well-off area - acts like he owns the place, has dreadful taste in orange trucks, beat up an old dude, left a big cut on his face.

Yeah, he's a right bumhole. His mother's a nasty piece of work as well.

/bitch

Edit:

My neighbors always try to compete with us by mowing their front lawn the day after we do, so ours still looks a little longer than theirs. Buttfaces.

gigglesnort

[mooglebunni608]

Funny that you mention it. My neighbor just fired a handgun a few times and we were going to call the police if he did it again... I was so smurfing scared...I could see the smurfing flashes from the gun and I heard the smurfing shells hit the smurfing ground... and he's known for being a raging drunk...so who knows what he'll do in the middle of the night?

You should call them anyway ><

My neighbors just randomly have parties with REALLY loud country music. Like, 'The Monkey Chased the Weasel' played over and over again ><

And lots of screaming.
Not, 'haha, we're having so much fun playing tag' screaming. More like 'AHHHH AHHH STOP SAWING OFF MY LEG AHHHH!'

[Lawr]

My neighbors are rich, and have multiple houses and are living in all of them except the ones near us, so basically I have one neighbor!

[Tavrobel]

My neighbors are college students, mostly fraternity and sorority.

Suffice it to say, alcohol is very popular to have.

[Lawr]

My neighbors are college students, mostly fraternity and sorority.

Suffice it to say, alcohol is very popular to have.

-and panty raids!

[JerseyMage]

Annoying neighbor has a car about as loud a plane, I can't even have the windows open when he drives it down the street.

[Shlup]

Our neighbors don't do odd stuff--we are the neighbors that do stuff.

I still feel bad for our friend puking over our balcony and all over that poor old couple's patio...