The Singing Unne Petition

[Dee]

Sing. Me gusta!!!!!!!!!!!

[Loony BoB]

Unne said he's never gonna look at this thread again, remember? He doesn't know the dog and Sean are gonna get it

On the other hand, think of all the incriminating things we could post about him, and he'll never see it. xD

Post your Unne gossip here.

I hear Unne likes to pee at 4:38pm everyday. It's a fetish, so a reliable source says.

[Cid]

If he doesn’t sing, kill me. I’m willing to be a martyr for this worthy cause.

[Danni]

But..but Sean!!

Unne you have to sing! You can't let them kill Sean. You heartless meanie!

And Daniel, you're source was wrong.. it's 4:36 AM. *weak kidneys suxor*

[Loony BoB]

Ack... AM? *dies* That's a bad time to have to be up at, daily.

Although, he did mention that even if he didn't get to sleep, just relaxing would do the same job, in a thread. I'm pretty sure it was him. Maybe he relaxes on the toilet, and then pees in fright when an alarm wakes him up?

[Danni]

hmm... Tis Highly possible. But why the feck would he get up at 4:36 am just to sleep on the topilet? that unne is weird a weird one.. oh yes

[Sephex]

Blargh I want Unne to sing becasue the goat told me too.

[Loony BoB]

Naw, he's not weird. I hear it's perfectly normal for people from Pennsylvania to pee in the morning.

Or was it Antarctica?

[Danni]

BoB- No.. I'm pretty sure it's Pennsylvania. *nods* yuppers

Sephex.. was it this goat?



He's Evail! dun listen to him! I mean really.. he's about to eat the baby! He's Possessed... but by who I'm not sure...



*is way overtired.. goes to bed*

[Loony BoB]

*laughs* Nice handywork, Danni. I can see Unne finding that devilish goat very useful. He always did have a thing for goats, and he loves to dress up...

[Mikztsu]

Sing, Unne.

[Alpha]

Hmph, that's wierd. Whenever we mention Seans name he seems to come and post in whatever thread it was in.

........Maybe our lord, Sean, is psychic.......


*go's to mental hospital*

*signs again*

[Shoeberto]

I'm pretty sure Unne is the one responsible for that goat.

[Mahal Kita]

This is going very far. He's not even posting. Danni, are you sure it's posessed?

[Danni]

We have no further information on the possession of that evil goat at this time. However Daniel and I have talked it out and we are almost positive he is one of Unne's many demonic love slaves. beware the goat.. he has big nasty teeth and is related to a certain demon rabbit.. *fear!!*