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    eternal? That means he's existed for infinite years before I existed, and since you can't count to infinity...

    *head asplodes because pg used a non-numeric value as a value and applied (il)logic to it*

    xD

    If God were a female my worldview would be doubly confused.

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    Actually, I'm pretty sure God can gender-swap any time it wants.
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    I find it funny that people are using the male pronoun when talking about God being female.

    Eternal means simply there is no beginning nor a end and that it simply always existed.

    No, I would not hit it. Seriously, what if she had a STI? Plus girls just don't do it for me. Another thing is, have you ever seen a mortal well off after he did it with a goddess? Hmmm? According to the Ancient Greeks, if a guy slept with a goddess he would become impotent afterwards (though I think Aphrodite was the exception).


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    Actually, I'm pretty sure God can gender-swap any time it wants.
    That would be so fun.

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    If she's bangin then hell ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Only if it was a threesome with Satan.
    Ah, such is life. It seems they always get to be the ones on the outside, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    If she's bangin then hell ya
    couldnt of put it better

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    id tap "her"
    I like chocolate!! No matter what flavor you get, you can always taste the broken dreams!

    ~Dead people should stay dead, otherwise whats the point of killing them???

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    Yeah, I'd hit it.
    The below sentence is true.
    The above sentence is false.

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    I'm not that way inclined.

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    Maybe so, but you still would.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jess View Post
    I'm not that way inclined.
    Sweet, sweet omnipotent booty? You'd totally hit that, Jess. Come on now.

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    probably not if we broke up id still be stuck in the same place as her for eternity

    If I was like Cloud I don't think I would have taken that test.
    Changed to stop Jessweeee♪ from going insane. Is that better?

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    I'm afraid definitely not, but I would give her a complimentary pat on the back and a thank you for the offer. :magus:

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    Whos to say that "Gods" and "Satan" are not female =P
    If God was offering, and she was free, id tap it, and depending what she'd do, I might tap it twice.

    And by do, I mean like a big house or something.


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