If God was a chick...

[41-Inches-Wide]

I won't. But I'd fap to that.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Uh - no?

[Iceglow]

Wait you're asking me if I wouldn't like to be able to say to the catholic church when they call me a heathen or a heretic "sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm still banging your god" Hell yeah I'd hit that!

[Nominus Experse]

Of course I would sanctify my penis. I would then be wearing a lovely halo about my member for the rest of my life.

smurf, I might even shoot lightning after that, har har har

[Peter_20]

I think God should've been a hermaphrodite.

[theundeadhero]

I would be pretty freaked out if the next savour called me Daddy.

[Polaris]

I'm a chick therefore I'm God!

[Iceglow]

I would be pretty freaked out if the next savour called me Daddy.

Even worse if God called you daddy in the sex...oh yes.

[Caraliz]

Yes, everyone would want to hit it, but God's very selective about who he/she hits.