"How did he survive?" joke game (spoilers)

[Necronopticous]

Directed by Tetsuya Nomura

[Tifa2007]

True.

[Seal Evil]

Rufus was too hawt to die! Sorry, I have a thing for redheads...

..Rufus is blonde.

He's definitely not in the game! Lol. And as for AC, I'd say he was strawberry blonde.

Cloud is blonde.

[Loony BoB]

That's part of the White Lies false subtitles that came out about a week after the movie came out in Japan and was subsequently spread across the interwebs.

Incidentally, it also involves a conversation between Cloud and spoiler?Sephiroth about tea and lemon scones.

I loved the bit where Vincent started advertising DIRGE OF CERBERUS. And the 80's music conversations. And the bee noises bit. xD Oh, it was all good.

[MKusanagi]

[quote=Masamunemaster;2318201]

None of the bullets used by anyone in FFVII/AC seem to be projectile pieces of metal, they're probably just "things" that reduce HP.

After all, it's not like the guns ever need to be filled with ammo.

Yeah. And it's way better than Laser Tag!

[MKusanagi]

Rufus was too hawt to die! Sorry, I have a thing for redheads...

..Rufus is blonde.

He's definitely not in the game! Lol. And as for AC, I'd say he was strawberry blonde.

Cloud is blonde.

I'd say that Rufus is veiled.

[Silver Haired Brothers]

Cloud can fly so there's no reason he cant survive a bullet

[MKusanagi]

Geese fly too but they get shot down every year!

[Silver Haired Brothers]

lol true

[Kai McCloud]

ok in the game rufus is deffo a red head but strawbery blond in AC. Cloud was never shot in the face he was shot in the chest and survived because Aeris and zack said it wasn't his time yet
Aeris: "This ones a little to big to adopt."
Zack: "Sorry friend, looks like you dont have a place here."

[Big D]

Rufus survived because the building wasn't sufficiently blown up to kill him outright. After all, he says that he managed to get out before the damaged floors collapsed. Basically, he was injured but not killed.

Cloud didn't 'survive a direct shot to the face'. It was a glancing blow that caught his goggles, but didn't hit him directly.

[KentaRawr!]

He survived a shot to the face because he smurfing felt like it.

[Relapse]

Rufus is God (no offence to anyone).

Cloud has strong sunglasses.

[blackmage_nuke]

Life 3, or Auto-Life whatever you kids call it these days

[Kanshisha]

ok in the game rufus is deffo a red head but strawbery blond in AC. Cloud was never shot in the face he was shot in the chest and survived because Aeris and zack said it wasn't his time yet
Aeris: "This ones a little to big to adopt."
Zack: "Sorry friend, looks like you dont have a place here."

It was Zack who said that? i thought it was Cloud himself talking to Aerith. Well, we learn a thing everyday!

Why rufus didn't die? because he wasn't there, pixels were. a hologram.