Harry Potter series. That being said, I do read them and I wouldn't say I hate them, because they're kinda interesting and worth reading like once or twice. But on the whole I just get the "I-wanna-punch-Joanna-Kathleen-Rowling-in-the-smurfing-face" vibe from them. They're so completely overrated it's not funny; it's sick. It's actually yuck. What makes it yuck is that you have a generation of people comparing it to stuff like LoTR and all. Which is blasphemous.

And "Memoirs of a Geisha". That book was torture. I'll be smurfed if it went anywhere and meant anything at the end of four hundred and twenty-eight pages. It was pretentious, and it tried so hard to be "deep", it was actually laughable.