...would you hit it?
You might want to start a revival of the worship of the ancient Greek gods; your wish may just come true.
No. Gods an Ass.
I may be Desperate, but I have my limits. And all theshe's pulled and allows to get pulled in her name, as far as I'm concerned she's a giant tool.
I hear he fakes it.
there was a picture here
i'd change lanes without signaling and say
'this is for the dinosaurs you bitch'
If God was a chick He'll probably look ridiculous in a bikini.
Dude, God is like almost 7 billion years old. Even if He's all imortal and everyting. That's like hitting on a 102 year old grandma![]()
Only if she asked nicely and was serious about the relationship...
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Who's to say She isn't...![]()
"I work in one of those humble call centres... Apparently, what we're doing at the moment is 'sprinkling our magic along the way'. It's a call centre, not Hogwarts." ~ Caroline Garlick, Ayrshire, BBC News Magazine
No way, if I got on the wrong side of Her I'd be turned into a pillar of salt or something.
There is no signature here. Move along.
No strings attached? Sure.
"... and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written."
Only if she's not incorporial.. otherwise it would just be kinda strange![]()
Wouldn't hit it with my truck.