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    Paganini is a bastard. Rengori's Avatar
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    ...would you hit it?
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    You might want to start a revival of the worship of the ancient Greek gods; your wish may just come true.

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    No. Gods an Ass.

    I may be Desperate, but I have my limits. And all the she's pulled and allows to get pulled in her name, as far as I'm concerned she's a giant tool.

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    I hear he fakes it.


    there was a picture here

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    i'd change lanes without signaling and say

    'this is for the dinosaurs you bitch'

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    If God was a chick He'll probably look ridiculous in a bikini.

    Dude, God is like almost 7 billion years old. Even if He's all imortal and everyting. That's like hitting on a 102 year old grandma

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    Only if she asked nicely and was serious about the relationship...
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    Who's to say She isn't...


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    No way, if I got on the wrong side of Her I'd be turned into a pillar of salt or something.
    There is no signature here. Move along.

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    No strings attached? Sure.


    "... and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written."


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    Only if it was a threesome with Satan.

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    Only if she's not incorporial.. otherwise it would just be kinda strange

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    Wouldn't hit it with my truck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randgris View Post
    If God was a chick He'll probably look ridiculous in a bikini.

    Dude, God is like almost 7 billion years old. Even if He's all imortal and everyting. That's like hitting on a 102 year old grandma :eep:
    Almost 7 billion years old? I thought god was eternal.
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Randgris View Post
    If God was a chick He'll probably look ridiculous in a bikini.

    Dude, God is like almost 7 billion years old. Even if He's all imortal and everyting. That's like hitting on a 102 year old grandma
    Almost 7 billion years old? I thought god was eternal.
    *wags finger*

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