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    Zombies!!!!


    Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

    There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

    The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

    After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

    Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

    General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

    US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

    A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.



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    Seen it, but it excites me, because it reminds me of World War Z.


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    Yay. Where's Matt Gust when I have something like this in my grasp?

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    I squealed like a greased pig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    I squealed like a greased pig.
    SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY, BUNNY. SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY. ;D ;D


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    I can, and will, but you will never hear it ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    I squealed like a greased pig.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    I can, and will, but you will never hear it ever.
    Not if I'm the one making you squeal!


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    How fascinating. We're going to have a real, life Resident Evil soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    I squealed like a greased pig.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    I can, and will, but you will never hear it ever.
    Not if I'm the one making you squeal!
    You could not get within two miles of me without getting arrested. Honestly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Rikku View Post
    How fascinating. We're going to have a real, life Resident Evil soon.
    My God! It's like TWO RYES?! I thought the walking dead was bad, but this? Apoclolypse NAO, apparently ;_;

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    You guys are... breaking my self-esteem. :kaocry2:

    I think I'm just going to become a zombie now because no one loves me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    You guys are... breaking my self-esteem. :kaocry2:

    I think I'm just going to become a zombie now because no one loves me.
    The Apoclolypse because two Ryes = too much awesome for one universe =D?

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    Well played save, MILF.

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    Where's that "FFVII banned in the US" article?
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