Geeky Corner

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I can already imagine it:

Your classical emo EoEOer: My dad hates racism but he also hates the blacks! Is there anything wrong with me because of it? My life sux!
Friendly Neighbourhood Geek: That's cause you're still using Win95.

Alternatively:

Your constantly ill EoEOer: I've was gathering daffodils in South East Asia and cought this weird sickness. I can't feel my legs anymore. Does anybody know how to cure it, because there ain't no doctors in a 1000 mile radius?
No-so-friendly Neighbourhood Nerd: That's what you get from running McAfee! Should have gotten Norton Baloki Pro-Virus long time ago. Try removing the infected bits and reinstalling the drivers.

Or maybe:

Your usual heart-broken teenage EoEOer: my gurlfriend and i hav been togeter for 3 month now but everytime we i try doin her she looks awai! wat do i do? r u ever havin teh same problem?
Someone who types thrice as quickly as he talks (especially to women): No, never had that problem. Sure that the two parts are compatible? Maybe you're sticking the adapter in the wrong port?