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Ouch!
One day, at the Ogilvie Transportation Center, I was waiting in line to get a cone of Ben and Jerry's brownie batter ice cream before boarding the train back home. After orderin his ice cream, the guy in front of me turned to leave, but apparently my stunning good looks attracted his attention (that sounds creepier than I mean it to), so he looked at me quietly for a moment and said, "You know, you look like that Ashton Kutcher fella," and then walked away.
True story.
That is not an isolated event, either. For as much as I don't really like Ashton Kutcher (for no real reason), I do recognize that as a compliment.