"Devon Knows How They Make Ouch! So Creamy."
You bet she does--I mean... uh...

"Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Ouch!."
You're damn right it is.

"I Bet He Drinks Ouch!."
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.

"Get Busy With the Ouch!."
"Turpes Puellae Ne Adhibete."

"Nothing Sucks Like An Ouch!."
...moving on.

"Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Ouch! From The Oven."
You know it.

Yeah. Kept me entertained for a couple minutes.