More Unicycle Madness

[Evastio]

They have counselors at your school for these kinds of morbid fantasies.

Then we need more of these for power plant work areas and less in school.

I know the thread is a little on the crazy side. I just want to know which bad option you'd pick if you were given a lot of bad options in a bad situation.

I'd want to hear your unicycle choice if you're really against being in this situation (which we all would).

[rubah]

I think I would take my chances with the chainsaws. By the time I got them spinning too fast to easily avoid with my feet I would already be coasting downhill thanks ot GRAVITY.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

smurfing shopping cart unicycle power, y'all.

I just KNEW he would pick that. :rolleyes2

[Jessweeee♪]

Shopping cart. Gravity'll take care of me

[Rengori]

Chainsaw, it's got a chainsaw so it's automatically awesome.

[qwertysaur]

Anvil Unicycle. Or I would just run away.

[escobert]

Jat pack all the way!