Quote Originally Posted by Pureghetto View Post
Viola
There you go again, PG, with the small stringed instruments. Are you a musician?

On topic: Money doesn't buy happiness.

That phrase should end in, "just kidding." You live in America? Money buys happiness. Buys a WaveRunner. Try to frown on a WaveRunner.
You ever see a homeless person skip? I saw one start to skip once, but a bottle hit him right in the head. Yeah, I threw it. I don't care. He shouldn't be happier than me. I'm rich.

Well, actually, I'm poor, but compared to him, I'm rich. Besides, if I didn't say I was rich, the joke wouldn't work.