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The below sentence is true.
The above sentence is false.
I'm Benny Lava. :kaodrop:
The real Sergeant Hartman died 10 years ago.
I stole a tassel once.
She gently rots in a shallow grave. I hear her voice from time to time, and she isn't happy about what I did. Whenever this happens, I go out to where I left her and beat her a few times, and this usually makes her stop.
I gently rot in a shallow grave. I try to speak from time to time because I'm not happy about what happened to me, but then someone beats me so I usually stop![]()
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I made up that whole Watergate thing as a joke.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
I did not care for The Godfather. It insists upon itself.
"I work in one of those humble call centres... Apparently, what we're doing at the moment is 'sprinkling our magic along the way'. It's a call centre, not Hogwarts." ~ Caroline Garlick, Ayrshire, BBC News Magazine
It wouldn't be a secret then would it![]()
I don't like Pirates or Red Mages.
There is no signature here. Move along.
ThisonetimeIkilledabunchofpeople *DEEEEEEP BREATH*
Im a lonly depressed teeneager who thinks of himself as a insolent, annoying, retard who gets in everyone's way and has no use whatsoever on this planet.
THAT'S my deepest darkest secret, and I'm telling the truth!