The FF8 Rap Is Back!

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo people What'sup! It been a while since I've done this so I figure sense we've got new blood around and my creative juices are flowing, Let's get this started once again! It's pretty simple guys. If you want to freestyle a rap or a poem, we can post it here and have fun with the idea. Alright then! DJ SPIN THAT !!!


A'yo, FF8 rap is finally back
'bout to rip up tha mic like a man in a shark attack
I got my rhythms comin' fresh off the grill
Next to the hotdogs I gotta keep my eyes on Zell
You gotta love my flow 'cause right now I'm psyched
Taken tha same stuff that has Selphie hype
You can feel it in each line
Penetrating like a sorceress through time
Or like Irvine sniping skills wait didn't he miss?
How you gonna fight Ultimecia? She don't even exist.
Or maybe it's just too hard to see through the mist
The Ragnarok can get us through simply and quick
And don't assume the R=U theory is real
'Cause Squall cancel that out after he done grabbed the steel
Of the gunblade y'all the intent of the deal
Squall hit that Lionheart and it's a done deal!



I know I left out Quistis, but I'll add her in my next rap lol, Have at it people!!!

[Captain Maxx Power]

I know I left out Quistis, but I'll add her in my next rap lol, Have at it people!!!

*whicky whicky whicky whicky*

Don't dis me bro, you know what I say
The Cap'n's coming down to rap all day
Now your sorry ass went and forgot the goddess
So let me step on in while all you de-stress
Now this game is good and it's pretty fine
For it I'd pay nickle, dollar or even a dime
But I must make it clear before all y'all jeer
That there's only one reason why I do cheer
She's got a whip, two boots and bright blue eyes
And with a booty like hers it comes as no surprise
Cause when it's said and done, I must confess this
There's only one woman for me, and that's Quistis

[TyphoonThaReapa]

I know I left out Quistis, but I'll add her in my next rap lol, Have at it people!!!

*whicky whicky whicky whicky*

Don't dis me bro, you know what I say
The Cap'n's coming down to rap all day
Now your sorry ass went and forgot the goddess
So let me step on in while all you de-stress
Now this game is good and it's pretty fine
For it I'd pay nickle, dollar or even a dime
But I must make it clear before all y'all jeer
That there's only one reason why I do cheer
She's got a whip, two boots and bright blue eyes
And with a booty like hers it comes as no surprise
Cause when it's said and done, I must confess this
There's only one woman for me, and that's Quistis

Now I'm gonna stand back a let you have ya moment
But now that's it over time to take it and go with the flowin'
Because whether Quistis is sexy or not
She's still a game
Your lame
And that's not hot
I ain't gonna lie Squall do looks better with Quistis
But know him she probably cheat and he'll just let it
Sellin' her looks on the internet for 500,000 a pick
She's a depleting ascent I ain't given my money to a bitch
But you probably say a game never age
Well just like you said she's a game and you know how is plays

[theundeadhero]

This is IMPORTANT! I'm going to sticky it so everybody knows. I want to see more rap.

[Young Mally]

Look people let me tell you right now about to do him bad like click clack pow somebody down. know nobody know me but ask somebody thay know who i be.With me sell,squall,and sifer you batter wicth out cause we right be hind you. And you know I got have my girl qui behind me so if you playing with me you and her is in the street.Don't forget about Riona you sould know her.She have th kn by her sied and when I'm alone she ride.So thats how is goes on the ff8 Riodo Show!

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Brother you suck. I'm gonna have to school you son.

GF's Holdin' It Down!!!

Verse One
A'yo, it's time get the GF's in this house
These rhyme mess with ya' mind with every word that come out my mouth
My girl Shiva is a real ice diva
She'll leave ya dead in ya tracks with Diamond Dust hate to be ya'
But that boy Quescuti got the figure of an eagle
Lightning Storm is his limit so take cover when you see 'em
Ifrit ain't playin' no games and ain't nothings the same
With the Hellfire enemies retire proven these monsters is lame
So, hush as this rhyme gives you a rush
Of better yet silence when you come across GF Siren
Better watch it boy when you that magic lamp going to the next level
GF Diablo's Dark Messenger would have you say AHH IT'S TEH DEVIL!!!
Have your runnin' away lookin' for cover
but you two GF's better than one so you can't escape the Brothers!



Verse two will come very soon!

[jammi567]

Can someone tell me why the hell this thread is stickied, but not some thread describing why the R=U theory can't possibly be true in any way, so that those kind of threads aren't constantly made?

[Flying Mullet]

Can someone tell me why the hell this thread is stickied, but not some thread describing why the R=U theory can't possibly be true in any way, so that those kind of threads aren't constantly made?

In rolls jammi567, smooth rap's playa-hater,
thinking he can play in this thread as a debater.
Rollin' in trying to act as the deflater,
Just like Quistis when Squall wouldn't date her.

Rap is living, you can't hold it back,
Just like Zell when he's poundin' a hot dog snack.
Spouting R=U, jammi's trying to throw us off track,
But we'll persevere as we have each other's back.

I'm not the best rapper, but it's a fun thread nonetheless. ;-)

[Hazzard]

I totally murdered this thread with my hardcore rhymes last time, I even showed up Typhoon...

[demondude]

Look people let me tell you right now about to do him bad like click clack pow somebody down. know nobody know me but ask somebody thay know who i be.With me sell,squall,and sifer you batter wicth out cause we right be hind you. And you know I got have my girl qui behind me so if you playing with me you and her is in the street.Don't forget about Riona you sould know her.She have th kn by her sied and when I'm alone she ride.So thats how is goes on the ff8 Riodo Show!

That was quite possibly the worst rap I have ever had the misfortune to read.

And There is no way I'm gonna rap I'd be awful. XD

[TyphoonThaReapa]

I totally murdered this thread with my hardcore rhymes last time, I even showed up Typhoon...

Hazzard, you never showd me up! Alright then, I say we throw a Rap tournament to prove whos the best FF8 rapper. It will be a test of knowleage, creativity, and lyrical genius. And the people viewing can vote on the winner of each round. Now, I know for a fact I most likely won't win due to the fact that I'm cocky and nobody like cockiness, even if I have the skills to prove I'm the best. But, that's not going to stop me from participating. So, here's the rounds:

Round 1: This will be about Raps targeting the main characters
Round 2: This will be about Raps targeting the GFs
Round 3: This will be about Raps targeting the basic storyline
Round 4: This will be about Raps surrounding one character of the Rappper's choice.

The winners of each round would have something solid to brag about. So, whoever want to be apart of this can sign-up! And by the way, you have nice skills Flying Mullet. I'd bet you'd win.

[demondude]

Ah heck I'll give it a go. XD

Sign me up and watch me humiliate myself.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Rappers Sign Up:
TyphoonThaReapa
demondude55
theundeadhero
Chadmonkey

[theundeadhero]

I am so glad I stickied this. Sign me up!

[Flying Mullet]

Sure, I'm game, even if I'll go down in flame.