Haha. Some of those were quite funny. I've never played on Xbox live, but I've certainly heard a lot of stories from friends and get the impression that most people could do with reading that! However, I disagree with the killing team members one. Surely it is the job of me, the Halo novice, to shoot my team mate who takes Halo 3 multiplayer far too seriously, in order to create laughter amongst me and my friends, and cries of "TOM!" from my team mate?