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    Default how would a corpse get in my bed anyway?

    So today, I woke up around 2 A.M. freaking out, thinking there was a corpse on top of me. I felt a cold limp arm on me and I tried to move it with my right hand because I don't want a dead body on top of me!

    Well... there was no corpse on me. I just fell asleep on my arm, cut off the circulation and couldn't move or feel it, plus I was half asleep so I didn't think about it. It was pretty funny though, and I told my mom about it and she told me about how she freaks out thinking her shadow is a spider.

    So... what kinds of things have you freaked out about, that turned out to be nothing? Do you freak out over silly things like that when you're half-asleep?

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    What the hell kind of people do you live with that you considered such a thing a possibility?!

    ...Anyway. Sometimes I swear I feel a spider crawling up my leg, but then it turns out to be... not a spider crawling up my leg. BUT THEN ONE TIME IT WAS AND I WAS DISPLEASED. So now it is worse.

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    somehting very similar happened to me. i woke up once and felt an arm that was not my own on my body. thinking it was someone in my room trying to kid nap me or something i grabbed the arm bit it and pulled it accidently throwing myself off my bed. after i hit the ground i realized i had slept on my arm.

    another time. i was sleeping and something hit my chest and was spraying some kinda liquid all over me thinking it was some kinda grenade i grabbed it and launched it across the room i jumped over whatever it was and hit the lights revealing it was a saod can that fell off my shelf and onto me and exsploded. it looked like a scene of a crime with water (what would be blood) marks everywhere and the weapon on the ground soaked.
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    I love when my arm falls asleep ^_^ it feels cooool

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    Jeez, Bert. We don't want to hear about your sex life every five minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    What the hell kind of people do you live with that you considered such a thing a possibility?!
    My mom tried to kill me once. (SPOILER)Just kidding.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lynx View Post
    somehting very similar happened to me. i woke up once and felt an arm that was not my own on my body. thinking it was someone in my room trying to kid nap me or something i grabbed the arm bit it and pulled it accidently throwing myself off my bed. after i hit the ground i realized i had slept on my arm.
    That's never happened to me before, I bet that would be a funny thing to see. OOH that gives me an awesome idea! I should make a show of people doing weird things in their sleep or when they're half asleep. *puts a camera somewhere in your room*

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    Ok. This happened a few weeks ago.

    I had just turned off the light, and was starting to drift off to sleep when I feel a little stinging on my face. I put my hand on my cheek and feel a bite. Ugh. There's something running around biting me!

    So I turn on the light and look around. My ankle starts to itch. I look over and see ta HUGE bug bite on it. It was the size of a pepperoni. Seriously huge. Then I find another huge bite on my arm. At this point I start freaking out.

    I start going nuts thinking there are bugs all over the place. And then my WHOLE BODY starts to itch, and I look down on my chest and arms and there are tiny little white bumps sprouting up right in front of my eyes. I freak out some more. Bites. Everywhere! HOLY CRAP!

    Eventually, after sitting with all the lights on for 2 more hours, I finally fall asleep. When I wake up, none of those little white bumps are anywhere to be seen. The original bug bites are there, but the hives were either a part of my imagination, or brought on by my panic attack and disappeared overnights.

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    your crazy.

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    I was in bed and i turned abit and my hair got pulled and i thought it was a ghost. But then i thought it should just be me sleeping on it but no matter how hard i tried to make it pull my hair again to be sure i couldnt do it
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    This thread is scary Dx Especially Miriel's post.


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    Quote Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke View Post
    I was in bed and i turned abit and my hair got pulled and i thought it was a ghost. But then i thought it should just be me sleeping on it but no matter how hard i tried to make it pull my hair again to be sure i couldnt do it
    When I was in Elementary school, my older cousins were telling me all sorts of ghost stories. And one of them was that every time your hand or arm or legs fell over the side of the bed, it meant that ghosts under your bed were trying to pull you down.

    Obviously that's silly and stupid. And I don't even believe in ghosts! But I totally can't let my legs or arms dangle over the side of my bed. I haven't been able to do it without feeling uneasy for yeeeeeeeears. It's really sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whiffles View Post

    That's never happened to me before, I bet that would be a funny thing to see. OOH that gives me an awesome idea! I should make a show of people doing weird things in their sleep or when they're half asleep. *puts a camera somewhere in your room*
    trust me itd be interesting ive been known to fall out of my bed sleeping. ive put my knee through the wall sleeping before too.

    another time i woke up and there was this wierd looking green bug on my arm i smashed the nice sized bug and kept my hand on it and went back to sleep i woke up and no traces of this bug.
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    EEW!!!

    Once I woke up with my hands in my pants after having a dream about Sailor Moon.

    And that reminds me, when I was 10 I got a rusty screw stuck in my foot and when it came out, there was no rust on my foot and no blood was on the screw. I don't even remember bleeding.

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    'how would a corpse get in my bed anyway?'

    You might want to try buying it dinner.

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