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    Sounds like Sleep paralysis.

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    It does? Maybe...if part of the body got cut off from the rest before you woke up the paralyzing chemical might linger...is that how it works?

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    I did fall asleep on my arm once and woke up with juuust enough feeling I could feel my finger tips on me. My fingers felt like spider legs, and I jumped out of bed shrieking in soprano and ran outta my room. My relationship with my left arm has never been the same. We've had such a falling out ='(

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    perfect opportunity for 'the stranger' if you ask me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dyslexicon View Post
    It does? Maybe...if part of the body got cut off from the rest before you woke up the paralyzing chemical might linger...is that how it works?
    NO U

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dyslexicon View Post
    perfect opportunity for 'the stranger' if you ask me.
    I've always wanted to try that, It rarely falls asleep on me though. =[

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    <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/2320573-post2.html">When you feel scared, call Necronopticous</a>; that's what I do. =O

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dyslexicon View Post
    'how would a corpse get in my bed anyway?'

    You might want to try buying it dinner.
    Oh, that was a good one. Add "first" to the end and it's perfect!
    Um, for the sake of pure amusement over this thread I punched my puppy in the face one night because I though he was an intruder... of the extraterrestrial kind. I had a strange imagination when I was 16, okay? Woah... My god, that was 4 years ago. I feel kinda old!
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    When I was five I use to see a shadow or a man walking around the ceiling and heard it knock once.

    And ah, I have dreams where I'm scared pissless and can't scream shout talk or move, but I'm still asleep, I normally wake up in a cold sweat really freaked out.
    I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet; You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.

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    I find that before I am fully awake, my brain operates on entirely different sets of principles.

    Like I had a dream this morning that I got a 70 on my cal midterm, but the curve had brought it down to a 50. I was genuinely worried about this when I woke up even AFTER I remembered that my professor said that he probably wouldn't curve grades down.

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    hell i wouldve liked to have a 50 on my calc exam *sob* i suck at life!!! i have weird dreams that im on the football field at halftime iin the spot light with a trumpet solo and im naked. O.o i freak out, cuz im naked and i cant play a trumpet, and go into the fetal position. i wake up in the fetal postion and im holding something metallicy in my hand, and thinking its a trumpet for some reason, i jump up and its really the can of aquanet from the corner of the dresser. nowhere near resembling a trumpet!!!
    Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ


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    Well a week ago I was half asleep and this disfigured head just popped up next to my bed. I started breathing really heavily and wondering if my roommate could see it but he was asleep. Then I went to kick it and ended up kicking the guard bar that the college provides...and I came to my senses with no head in sight but a stinging foot
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    I find that before I am fully awake, my brain operates on entirely different sets of principles.

    Like I had a dream this morning that I got a 70 on my cal midterm, but the curve had brought it down to a 50. I was genuinely worried about this when I woke up even AFTER I remembered that my professor said that he probably wouldn't curve grades down.
    So does my brain. I still suck at math, but I do think alot more logically when I'm sleep deprived or have just woken up.

    Quote Originally Posted by NeoTifa View Post
    hell i wouldve liked to have a 50 on my calc exam *sob* i suck at life!!! i have weird dreams that im on the football field at halftime iin the spot light with a trumpet solo and im naked. O.o i freak out, cuz im naked and i cant play a trumpet, and go into the fetal posi<b></b>tion. i wake up in the fetal postion and im holding something metallicy in my hand, and thinking its a trumpet for some reason, i jump up and its really the can of aquanet from the corner of the dresser. nowhere near resembling a trumpet!!!
    YOU WIN!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    Jeez, Bert. We don't want to hear about your sex life every five minutes.
    I call it the stranger

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    I sometimes feel like I fell off my bed even though I'm still on it and I haven't moved at all.

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