how would a corpse get in my bed anyway?

[MKusanagi]

'how would a corpse get in my bed anyway?'

You might want to try buying it dinner.

Oh, that was a good one. Add "first" to the end and it's perfect!
Um, for the sake of pure amusement over this thread I punched my puppy in the face one night because I though he was an intruder... of the extraterrestrial kind. I had a strange imagination when I was 16, okay? Woah... My god, that was 4 years ago. I feel kinda old!