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Abandon All Hope
I FAIL
Me "Come over. I want to see you."
Girl "Dave, I'm not going to come over and sleep with you."
Me "Well just come over...so we can talk. I want to talk to you...you know, hear about your day."
Girl "You want to hear about my day? At 3am? Right."
Me [Long pause ensues] "You aren't hot enough to have this much self-respect."
I'm clearly going to hell.
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..a Russian mountain cat.
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