Welcome stupidly-hard-to-find-boss. Here's a few rules;

1. Captain Maxx Power is awesome
2. Pirate Red Mages are awesome, as are any derivatives thereof
3. Quistis is the Goddess and awesome, and none shall take her crown
4. If in any doubt please refer to rules 1, 2 and 3
5. If still in doubt, stab self in eye until rules apply