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    Robot sex would be the most painful thing ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    Robot sex would be the most painful amazing thing ever.
    you made a mistake megan but i have fixed it for you because i am nice that way but i couldnt let a mistake like that go unnoted because it was a really serious mistake you know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    Robot sex would be the most painful amazing thing ever.
    you made a mistake megan but i have fixed it for you because i am nice that way but i couldnt let a mistake like that go unnoted because it was a really serious mistake you know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke View Post
    ...dont just touch it, palm it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    Robot sex would be the most painful amazing thing ever.
    you made a mistake megan but i have fixed it for you because i am nice that way but i couldnt let a mistake like that go unnoted because it was a really serious mistake you know?
    Hey you know we're already doing it! And the best part is you don't have to be a robot. Scene as follows:
    38 Seconds Later...
    Man: that was great! Oh! Time for work!

    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Every time I see this thread title I think it's about robot sex. ;_;
    "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto"?
    " The secret is to just keep moving."- Franka Potente, actress
    " All the world is a stage." - Jacques, As You Like It by Shakespeare

    You learn things about who you feel you should be but then you see these things are not you at all.

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    Hey, it makes me think of daft punk's Digital Love and goldfrapp's Strict Machine, so hey~~~

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    Oh let's not stop there, the Stepford Wives are pretty damn good, too.
    " The secret is to just keep moving."- Franka Potente, actress
    " All the world is a stage." - Jacques, As You Like It by Shakespeare

    You learn things about who you feel you should be but then you see these things are not you at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    Is there a way I can live this winter without shocking myself continually on my car and on my bedframe?
    Coat yourself in plastic.
    There is no signature here. Move along.

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    Hmm. That reminds me of a proposal I made for how you could <a href="http://www.snowy-day.net/index.php?page=satire">Avoid Paper Cuts</a>

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    Static shock is usually caused by a combination of things, but a 'fix' for it is to spray your clothes with a mist of water (it keeps your clothes moist, since dry weather aids (not the disease you perverts) static buildup).

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    wrap your jumper round your hand whilst opening the car door.

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    I'm not so good with sayings and stuff, but try one of these:

    1. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
    2. Live by the sword, die by the sword.


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    It reminds of Daft Punk too ;D And I say -- enjoy it. I always get a major thrill (SHOCK HAHA jk -_- man I suck) when I get a wintery electric shock. Which is not often in my season-less land. So yeah.
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Levian View Post
    I'm not so good with sayings and stuff, but try one of these:

    1. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
    2. Live by the sword, die by the sword.
    Here's another few:
    1. Something's rotten in the state of Denmark.
    2. This is my son's village. We are deep in the mountains, and the winter is coming. You cannot escape.
    " The secret is to just keep moving."- Franka Potente, actress
    " All the world is a stage." - Jacques, As You Like It by Shakespeare

    You learn things about who you feel you should be but then you see these things are not you at all.

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    The easy answer is to wear less electric conductive clothing. I am not sure how much of your clothing is just cotton and/or rubber however. So when in doubt go commando! Use moisturizers to keep your skin from drying out too 'cause dry skin can increase the likelihood of static shock too. Basically stay naked and wet and then you will only have to worry about electric shocks from radios in bathtubs.

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