They ran out of time, didn't yell at each other enough, and didn't make fun of anybody
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ShlupQuack always fails
My verdict is that you guys couldn't do this very well in the public eye. The major differences between this and the actual staff include...
1. People looking at which areas the existing staff are weakest in, via experience, knowledge and super awesome statistics in Excel spreadsheets (or just posts).
2. People weighing up the pros and cons of each individual.
3. People saying "No, not that person, they're immature." or "No, not that person, they're mean." etc. This is something that you can't really do in the public eye, though.
4. People getting all frustrated at why other people won't give in to their lengthy posts detailing how awesome someone would be if given the job.
5. Snide, unnecessary remarks aimed at other members of the staff.
6. A severe lack of posts. I think we drum up three posts for every post you guys make.
7. Too little 'selling' of candidates. You guys shouldn't need me to tell you that you need to give reasons!
I plan on making further experiments, though. I found bits of this interesting and have learned certain things about the membership, or at least the ones involved.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Yeah BoB, we don't need you to tell us what to do you statistics WHORE!
STATISTICS whore*
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
You act like you know everything but without Excel you'd just be 'Loony Bob'!
Without Excel I'd never have your mom's statistics.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I hate to say this, but I think BoB just came out on top of that particular exchange.
Seeing as I got the most votes and nobody vetoed me, I'm going to consider myself the winner and honorary staff member, k?
Without Excel your mom wouldn't have needed me about :joey:
My mum wouldn't need you, let alone my copy of Excel. She has her own copy. Taught me a bit of the stuff I know, actually.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Yeah but she needed someone to teach her
No she didn't, she learned it all on her own. Don't make me get her in here.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I'LL MAKE YOU DO AS I PLEASE DAMNIT!
Also say hi to her for me