Our forty-one inch princess is only hours away from being banned. It didn't have to be this way, but oftentimes the regrettable and the necessary are one in the same. The best we can hope for is to learn from the mistakes of our peers and act accordingly in their honor, for it is their sacrifices that bolster our collective genius, and their light that beshines us all.

It's your time to shine, now. It's time for every girl to don their double hair ties and angel wings. It is the age of pigtails. Don't let us down.

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