Try this. It's so ridiculous.

[Jojee]

foa and I (and psychotic in parenthesis) took lots of tests the other day. We even found out what the color of our hearts were. Mine was purple.

Really, I would have thought black. xD

EDITGA: This is a much better quiz. lawl

LOL
xD
*can't stop laughing* :mog:

[Bunny]

I must have missed the memo in which bears were named "one of the more cuddly animals in the world."

[MKusanagi]

I must have missed the memo in which bears were named "one of the more cuddly animals in the world."

It's just traditionalistic thinking. They're stuck in the "Pooh bear" stage.

[Momiji]

I'm a bear too. xD

Face Shape: Broad, round or square.

Body type: Often stocky, carry excess weight in the belly.

Social style: You love to socialize with friends and family and often cook, sing or tell jokes.

Spirit: You crave the comfort and fulfillment of meaningful relationships, but too often you settle for a pastry instead.

With others you are: Compassionate, warm and patient.

Best traits: Loving and kind.

Worst traits: Inadaptable to change, overly sensitive

Ideal job: One where you can freely express your words, thoughts and feelings; one that involves food. Bears are often writers, teachers or chefs.

Food cravings: Sweets. Unfortunately, your sweet tooth puts you at risk for abdominal obesity and diabetes.

Worst eating habit: Turning to food in times of emotional stress.

Ideal exercise: Any kind of team sport.

Weight loss goal: Break your emotional attachment to food and turn to friends, not sweets, in times of stress.

Totally unlike me. I actually don't eat at all when I'm sad

Same. What a stupid quiz.

[MKusanagi]

I'm a Dependable Dragon

You're a Dependable Dragon
Although one animal is usually dominant, keep in mind that "we all have tendencies of all four animals," says Hadady. Here are the typical characteristics of a Dragon:

Face Shape: Round or square.

Body type: Often overweight.

Social style: Generous and dependable. Your friends often turn to you for advice and support.

Spirit: You're talented, imaginative and motivated, but when you run out of steam you become lethargic and sedentary.

With others you are: Compassionate, patient.

Best traits: Empathetic, creative.

Worst traits: Low self-esteem, emotional, defensive, tendency toward depression.

Celeb match: Oprah. Her weight fluctuates, but her drive and innovation remain constant.

Ideal job: Dragons view their job as a calling, not just a profession. They are often nurses, teachers, artists, and writers.

Food cravings: Salt, sweets, bread, and oily foods.

Worst eating habit: Using food to satisfy your emotional hunger even when you're not physically hungry.

Ideal exercise: Pilates will tone up your midsection without hard exertion; walking.

Weight loss goal: When you need a quick pick-me-up, ditch the junk food. Instead, get plenty of rest and eat nourishing foods. Also, focus on finding the connection between the food you eat and your emotions.

What I love about this test is that aside from the crane and tiger every single result says you're overweight.