Real Name:
Sure, Not (Taken from the movie, Idiocracy.)
Biography:
Bastard coated bastard with bastard filling. (Taken from the show, Scrubs.)
Location:
Virgina. (Taken from the show, Family Guy.)
Interests:
Parents, punch your children in the face. (Somewhat taken from some comedian.)
Favorite Final Fantasy:
omg i luv FINAL FANTASY mii favirite is teh gud 1!!!!111 (Since I'm not sure what my favorite is, I used a cop out answer for this one.)

All the rest is self explanatory, or I made up from my demented head. I'm not quite sure how the Hell I came up with my user title, but it shall stay until I think of something even more demented.