the internet? (either the internet ceases to exist and will never again, or you do!)
WTF no.

video games? (*points above*)
Sure no, if I die for them what's the point of saving them?

pop tarts?
No.

your mother?
Yes.

your father?
Yes.

best friend?
Depends on the situation.

a poor child in Yugoslavia?
Depends.

world peace?
It would be worth it.

Brad Pitt?
No.

me?
Not right now.

anyone in EoFF?
(if so, how many, and who~)
Probably no. If I knew them personally, however, that would be different.

cheesecake?
No.

anything else?
Depends on what it is.


Incidentally, I dreamt last night that I had been put to death, and that some fat guy with a scimitar was waiting to chop my head off.