the internet?
No

video games?
No

pop tarts?
No

your mother?
Yes

your father?
He's dead. But I would have.

best friend?
Yes.

a poor child in Yugoslavia?
Yes.

world peace?
No. There's no such thing.

Brad Pitt?
No.

me?
NO I HATE YOU
(just kidding)

anyone in EoFF?
No one

cheesecake?
No

anything else?
At some point my family thought the same thing Levian's father thinks - except I was playing some MMORPG.