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    Tolkien nerds rejoice.

    If hobbits were real, "weed" would already be legal.

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    If hobbitses were real, I'd own at least three.
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    Haha, yes you're right.. We'd all be smoking weed and bursting out into long songs about food ^_^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Breine View Post
    Haha, yes you're right.. We'd all be smoking weed and bursting out in long songs about food ^_^
    I feel that constant, long songs about food at all hours of the day and night would cause the suicide rate to skyrocket.
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    If hobbits were real I'd so be in the Shire. Smoking weed, of course, and dancing around the Party Tree! Whee!
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    If hobbit were real then liqour and porn mags would be down where even the kiddies could reach them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gopher Gamble View Post
    If hobbit were real then liqour and porn mags would be down where even the kiddies could reach them.
    but the mags would be full of little people

    sick.

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    If hobbits were real, the world would be incredibly boring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resha View Post
    If hobbits were real I'd so be in the Shire. Smoking weed, of course, and dancing around the Party Tree! Whee!
    You wouldn't be allowed into the Shire. Unless you reckon you can hack your way through a bunch of Dunedain Rangers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Resha View Post
    If hobbits were real I'd so be in the Shire. Smoking weed, of course, and dancing around the Party Tree! Whee!
    You wouldn't be allowed into the Shire. Unless you reckon you can hack your way through a bunch of Dunedain Rangers.
    Aragorn would let me in And I'm not that tall anyways.

    The Shire is actually where I'd love to settle down in old age and live and stuff. It's so perfect. If only it were real. (and nobody say New Zealand >=[ rawr)
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    I'm proud of you, foa!

    I'd be in the Shire smoking weed too, and I'd be allowed in because they'd think I'm a hobbit! xD


    Wat
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dyslexicon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gopher Gamble View Post
    If hobbit were real then liqour and porn mags would be down where even the kiddies could reach them.
    but the mags would be full of little people

    sick.
    *Gasp!* Your against midget/hobbit porn?! But little people sluts have to eat too!

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