I need a fast forward button

[Araciel]

Hmm...I would use all of the buttons to my advantage. What would happen if I pressed Eject, however?

premature Ejaculation perhaps?

Dude that totally happens and I don't even have a remote.

[Yuffie514]

does repeat count? rewinding takes too much time. i could waste more time fast forwarding to a fate i don't like and i really don't know what to do with pause.

[Jojee]

Fast forward through all the boring parts, viva la fun parts over and over again ^_^ A pause button would be awesome... Hiro from Heroes! I'd abuse that so much.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

The Power button.

You'd kill people? O-o;;;

Pause and rewind mostly, occasionally fast-forwarding.

[Faris]

Pause and volume is good enough for me.

[kjguydftxyjy]

How many botton have you used till now?

[Heath]

Subtitles. That'd stop people whispering or making snide comments behind people's backs when it comes up in giant white letters in front of them.

[Yamaneko]

I'd check the manufacturers copyright for the OSD and make sure it's not infringing on any known patents.

[Markus. D]

The power button xD... that sounds a little overpowered!


I suppose you could always bring them back to life ^^~ that's pretty kewl.

[Bunny]

The Power button.

You'd kill people? O-o;;;

Yes.

[Vermachtnis]

Subtitles. That'd stop people whispering or making snide comments behind people's backs when it comes up in giant white letters in front of them.

I've seen bad subtitling before and can totally picture it saying, "Whispering." And at the top, "NOTE: She is whispering, 'That girl in 2nd period has a big butt'"

[Peegee]

Subtitles might backfire. It might say

[whispering]

or

[speaking in Japanese]

now what?

[Loony BoB]

I agree with everything Omni Legacy said, only he forgot something. Not only would I stick to puase and (possibly) volume, but channels. I'm bored. *changes channel* Imagine the possibilities! Work? *changes channel* FIESTA!

[NeoCracker]

Subtitles might backfire. It might say

[whispering]

or

[speaking in Japanese]

now what?

Not only will you be able to listen to Raistlin bitch in english, but by changing channels you could here him bitch in Spanish, bitch like a little kid, Bitch like a wife whose husband cheated on her, bitch like Operah, and the best one, like Bill O'riely.