Electroneticlove

[rubah]

Is there a way I can live this winter without shocking myself continually on my car and on my bedframe?

[Fonzie]

Wear wool socks.

[LunarWeaver]

Pretend it's your superpowers acting up ickle:

[Rengori]

Join a monastary and protest communism.

[Shiny]

You could light yourself on fire. Fire > Electricity

[Bunny]

Destroy your car and walk, lazy American. Sleep in a tent.

[Caraliz]

Don't touch anything.

[blackmage_nuke]

Constantly touch metal things anytime you pass one like door knobs or railings or anything you see to discharge you before enough static electricity builds up to shock you. Ive made quite a habit of going around touch metal things when ever i pass them.

Also when you think you're already charged up like when you get up and havent touched something in a while, just grab your bedframe with your entire hand so the shocking pressure isnt centralised on your finger.
Same with the car, dont just touch it, palm it.

But these are just theories, and things i have made up myself and possibly deluded myself into believing. however i have been shocked alot less since i started believing these things, coincidence or not?

Alternatively you could just wear gloves or migrate south for the winter

[Denmark]

well, you could do something so bad that your parents would punish you and not let you do anything fun for the entire winter.

you know, get grounded.

[Madame Adequate]

Don't be some sort of electrical conduit?

[rubah]

Destroy your car and walk, lazy American. Sleep in a tent.

The only times I drive are if I'm going somewhere other than classes (ex. physics lab, because that's after dark and I don't want to get raped ((()

Denffe, my parents have never grounded me and I don't think they're going to start now!

I guess I get to be an compulsive metal toucher! (what blackmage_nuke said is pretty much exactly what my dad has always told me, I just kinda hoped it wasn't the only way!)

"Hey can I touch your watch?"

[MKusanagi]

Maybe you should just accept it and buy them dinner.

[Bunny]

The only times I drive are if I'm going somewhere other than classes (ex. physics lab, because that's after dark and I don't want to get raped :(((()

This is what we here in America call a "likely excuse".

[Araciel]

Wear a Q-ray bracelet.. They can do anything.

[Madame Adequate]

Every time I see this thread title I think it's about robot sex. ;_;