URGENT NEWS!

**escobert** · 10-20-2007, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by Heath

I always assumed he was unmarried because no woman could tame those half-moon glasses. ... Apparently I was right.

haha yeah!

**Renmiri** · 10-20-2007, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I used to like the Harry Potter books, but now that I have learned of Dumbledore's true sexual orientation, I refuse to go within 20 feet of a copy. Perhaps we could find a way to have J.K. Rowling executed for trying to brainwash children into becoming an army of homosexuals to pursue the liberal agenda.

The US South can not dictate their morality to the whole world.

I'm glad the Noble Prize committee and JK Rowling are telling that to their snouts

PS: Bush was a candidate for Nobel Peace Prize for "liberating Eye-RAQ" on 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006 and 2007. But they gave it to Al Gore

And now JK tells the US South to stuff it!

I love this week

**Innocent Dimande** · 10-20-2007, 07:59 PM

I'm really embarrassed. I just started a new thread about this very same topic before realizing this one existed.

Great. I've haven't been here a month and already I've got a locked topic under my name.

Anyway, I am ecstatic! I started shipping Dumbledore/Grindelwald while reading DH and...I feel so happy right now.

If any one else agrees with me on this, come on over to Fiction Alley Park's Dumbledore/Grindelwald thread: the S.S. Greater Good.

I tried to do it as a link, but it wasn't working.

**Shlup** · 10-20-2007, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by Heath

I'm not sure why it was necessary to make Dumbledore homosexual, really. I suppose it adds more to the Grindelwald back story, but it just seems a bit tacked on. Still, nice to have it cleared up, I suppose. I always assumed he was unmarried because no woman could tame those half-moon glasses. ... Apparently I was right.

Since when is anyone's sexual orientation "necessary"? Why is it "necessary" for Harry to be straight? Some people are gay, some people are straight. Same goes for fictional people, I suppose.

*throws HOMOPHOBE stones at Heath*

**Rye** · 10-20-2007, 08:15 PM

I think it's a nice little bonus. It's OK to be GAY!

I welcome anyone to use my sig in support of this happy development. :kaoyatta:

**Araciel** · 10-20-2007, 08:34 PM

Dumbledore is NOT gay!

He's an asexual authority figure

**demondude** · 10-20-2007, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by Rye

I think it's a nice little bonus. It's OK to be GAY!

I welcome anyone to use my sig in support of this happy development. :kaoyatta:

Done!

**Tallulah** · 10-20-2007, 08:48 PM

*shudders at the thought of impending fanfics*

You know, I always thought it would be Draco, if it had to be anyone...

**rubah** · 10-20-2007, 08:56 PM

What do you mean impending? All the slashers are frozen in smiles that they were write that they can't write any more just yet.

This is kinda a mouth-gape relevation, but I have to say it kinda makes sense.

**Jessweeee♪** · 10-20-2007, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by demondude55

Originally Posted by Rye

I think it's a nice little bonus. It's OK to be GAY!

I welcome anyone to use my sig in support of this happy development. :kaoyatta:

Done!

:kaoplain:

**Tallulah** · 10-20-2007, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by rubah

What do you mean impending? All the slashers are frozen in smiles that they were write that they can't write any more just yet.

I hope you're right...

**I Took the Red Pill** · 10-20-2007, 11:21 PM

Pensieve kinda sounds like penis amirite

***Del Murder*** · 10-20-2007, 11:36 PM

It must be fun having so many people interested in a world that comes from no other place than your head.

**Vivisteiner** · 10-20-2007, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by Del Murder

It must be fun having so many people interested in a world that comes from no other place than your head.

Yep. And inside my head, Dumbledore is now giving head.

***Del Murder*** · 10-20-2007, 11:41 PM

Watch it.

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