Typhoonthareapa is White

[Chemical]

Neither

And that's why George Thorogood wrote the song "Get a Haircut."

Last I recall, you had long hair. And I'm not white...

But my hair is neither a mullet or a fro;
It's also not pinned up by multicoloured clothes pins or tied in a scrunchie.

The hair laws of acceptability are obviously different for men an women.