lawl. Tis pretty funny.

Laser Eye = "Fovéa". I can't find "Fovéa" in the dictionary, but it could be a French transliteration of some other foreign word, as shows up a lot in this version. Anyone got any ideas?
*Tut tuts and shakes head*

Science education these days...

The fovea is in the eye. The area on the retina with the highest proportion of cones.

http://www.eyecareinstitute.com/images/EyeDiagramLG.jpg