When I shift into the higher voice I have, in which I sound like a mature, not at all depraved, young woman without a hint of her Queens "Noo Yoikah" accent who will be tutoring your child to reach a greater standard of success in his or her academic career, and attending your prestigious college to work to the best of my abilities to hone my skills in not only the vocal stylings of classical music, but in educating the young musicians of our country. :3

It's rare, but it does happen.