This is a thread for you to tell EoFF about your girlfriend's or boyfriend's amazingness.
I think my girlfriend is the best. She is cute, kind, senstive and sexy. Every guy's dream.
Now express your feelings for your own lovers.
This is a thread for you to tell EoFF about your girlfriend's or boyfriend's amazingness.
I think my girlfriend is the best. She is cute, kind, senstive and sexy. Every guy's dream.
Now express your feelings for your own lovers.
Do not morn the dead, only those they leave behind.
Xander made the beatiful sig. Thanks Xander, I love it.
Mike is a nerdy loser. Yes he is. =]
I'm kind of in between boyfriends, so I'll abstain from this, if that's okay.
"I work in one of those humble call centres... Apparently, what we're doing at the moment is 'sprinkling our magic along the way'. It's a call centre, not Hogwarts." ~ Caroline Garlick, Ayrshire, BBC News Magazine
Unless she wears Cat Ears and a Tail, she's hardly my dream, and if she does she is some guys nightmare. Therefore she is not every guys dream.
You sir are a liar and a bad person.
[spoilers]I try to make you feel bad because I lack a Girlfriend[/spoilers]
My girlfirends is beautiful! Born the same month, she has dark skin, long black hair, and has an IQ of 176! Hurrah! Plus: I love going to her church, a great Christian community, where I'm making some friends. She's so beautiful and pretty. XD
My boyfriend is the greatest thing since toast. Which is great.
Just don't tell my husband.
Hubbie's the best. He compliments me really well.
And I'll love him that much more when I knock him off for the insurance money, make it look like an accident, put my kids in boarding school, and move to Europe...
Dan's the be... *cough cough*
Rye's a pretty awesome girlfriend to have. Yadda yadda, you know what makes a woman great, well she's got it.* Plus she's thinking of buying a 360. So that she can play Dead Rising. I tells ya, any girl that wants to slaughter legions of the walking dead is a girl who knows what I likes.
And she thinks it's cute when I have a major geekgasm over something. That's a plus, seeing as I do it a LOT about a LOT of geeky things.
<3 for her.
* By which I mean she makes epic sammiches and brings me beer that I rest on my obese underclass immigrant belly while I watch the baseball on TV.
My girl is well...hawt, intelligent (sometimes she makes me feel like an imbecile, damn law masters graduates), funny, caring (I get robbed in part of bank fraud she sorts me money and even offers more than I dare ask for) and she doesn't mind my geekiness so what else could I ask for?
You're not even going out with rye, you fibber.Rye's a pretty awesome girlfriend to have.
She's black, about three feet tall, and can really kill a man if I ask her too. I don't know her name but I call her jenny.
...
I don't have time for girlfriends!
Yeah... that's why I don't have a girlfriend. Time. :rolleyes: