JESSWEE!!!

She's gotta be the cutest thing ever.

And she's always there if I need someone to talk to, and to make me feel better when I don't feel so great!

And she's always got something warming to say!

And she will SPLAT keel yu with her supah powahs if you make a meanie!

And life will be absolutely perfect when we're finally together!

And when she does cute things (which is practically all the time) it makes me giggle like the little Jesswee fanboy that I am.

OMGYUMMYHASTHESAMEAMOUNTOFLETTERSASTIDUS!

And she says funny stuffz and it makes me laugh!

And seeing her perfect smile makes me think happy happy happy!

And she protects me from giant spider droid thingies, so we can play FFXVI-2!

And her nose is so cute I just wanna poke poke poke poke poke!

And I love her very much!