I would love to become a folk musician. It would make me no money, but I can think of no better fulfillment in life than trying to change the world through something as universal as music.

If that doesn't work out, I would be perfectly happy teaching at a college or university. History, Religion, Philosophy, I wouldn't care. I just love the thought of making a minimum of $70,000 a year being at work for only 10 hours a week. Yes, you have to write papers, but I can do that pretty easy.

The hard part is just geting the PhD. It's all just attrition.