Podium Speaker:And now will you please welcome...Motoko! The DRAGON SLAYER!!!!!!
*roars of applause*
Motoko: Thank you! Thank you! *applause continues, she laughs* Man, I'm so happy to be here---*applause still going on* OMG you guys! Haha *no change in applause* Okay! Okay! Shhh, all of you! *nervous laugh* My god you must really like me! *audience starts chanting: MOTOKO!MOTOKO! LONG LIVE MOTOKO!* Awww thanks guys! *whistles and hoots, men and women start stripping off their shirts, throwing them at Motoko's feet* Okay now I really gotta start this speech! *audience clinks beers and quiets down* Yes, I have finally destroyed Evrae! It was long! It was hard! But I defeated him and I am feeling bulletproof! I am very grateful---*applause again* oh brother...

Moral of the story: Don't smurf with Motoko.
Acknowledgements: The making of this victory could not have happened without all of your wisdom and advice. Thanks team!