How drunk are you?

[Madame Adequate]

I'm absolutely sober right now and I am happy to be so.

[escobert]

well, all the people who are going to blow mind come blow it!

[Chemical]

110%

[Jess]

I haven't drunk since Saturday evening, so completely sober.

[Zeldy]

I'm not drunk. I havent been drunk in AGES

Oof, the last time though, waaas urm, one Thursday night in the summer hols. I go to a rock club, but I don't go in. Instead, everyone just gets really drunk and stoned in a back alley. Good times~

[Old Manus]

Not yet!

[Rocket Edge]

I was still drunk this morning, but not anymore. Now i'm just hungover.

[escobert]

Yeah, I have a headache.

[demondude]

Wait until it becomes legal for 15 year olds to drink and then I'll tell you.