Grass

[Momiji]

i wished my grass was emo so it would cut itsself

Why did I know from the title of this thread alone that this older-than-dirt and not-really-that-funny-anyway joke would be in it somewhere?

This is smurfing stupid.

As for chores I hate, it would (ironically) have to be mowing the grass. It's not that it's hard, but I just hate being outside.