I reckon a match between Levian and Psychotic Vs. WarrenW and MichaelC would be quite good. The winning team would take ownership of the site/retain the title of owners of the site.

Levian would be armed with a Swordfish and a Shark Cannon.
Psychotic would be armed with a rusty spoon and some Nail Varnish.
MichaelC would be armed with a giant C-shaped boomerang.
WarrenW would be armed with a giant W-shaped something.

The fight would go like this: Levian would charge forward and start attacking WarrenW with his swordfish. Psychotic would be trapped up against a wall by MichaelC's Boomerang and would be beaten to near death and nearly killed, if Levian hadn't fired his Shark Cannon sending a Shark at MichaelC killing him, unfortunatly. Then WarrenW would take revenge by killing Levian. He'd then turn on Psychotic but P yould throw his nail varnish in WW's eyes, blinding him and causing him to be unable to run a website. Psychotic would then say an awful pun, but take over EoFF. That is the end of the story.

I had quite a bit of fun writing that actually.