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Mafia Townsperson
Cinderella
OK, you know what, I am throwing in the towel. I am mafia. You caught me. Nobody else vote on lynching and we'll all be just fine - a mafia will die. I hoped my erratic and crazy defensive style would throw you off, but alas it was not to be. Sorry if I offended anyone, but it's just pretend! 
But here's the good bit: I AM A MAFIA USURPER. When I am lynched, Levian will confirm that this is my role. Look up a mafia usurper. It doesn't matter who wins, who loses. All I need to do is get the Godfather lynched and I win, so that's how you KNOW I am telling the truth when I say one of these five people is the Godfather. The Godfather has no idea that I am a usurper either. The Godfather is one of the five people who voted to lynch me as of now, 9:41 PM GMT. They are, in alphabetical order:
Bambi
Buzz Lightyear
Peter Pan
Quasimodo
Robin Hood
One of those five people is the Godfather. Lynch all of them. Why am I naming you five people instead of one? They lynched me, I'm getting revenge. Let's face it, the Godfather is the most important mafia, because when the cop scans them, they show up as a citizen. Killing four citizens is WORTH nailing the Godfather, especially as you've built up such a head of steam by nailing two of us in two days. Besides, you might nail him or her on the first try, if you work hard enough!
Yes, the Godfather voted for me, in the hopes that it would make you all consider him or her "safe". Sux 2 b u, mothabitch! And you know I am telling the truth. I am the usurper. All I need is one lynch to win the game. Now that I have been eliminated, this is the only way I can win.
Now be good little boys and do what I tell you.
Told you I would have the last laugh, assholes.
Last edited by qwertysaur; 11-10-2008 at 11:56 PM.
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