OhOriginally Posted by loinharte
mine would have to be one of the most original onesugar tits, bitch titties and of course smurf up
. That's an insult? My bad! I use that as a term of endearment. "Come here, sugar tits, before I smack you!"
Ohmine would have to be one of the most original one
" The secret is to just keep moving."- Franka Potente, actress
" All the world is a stage." - Jacques, As You Like It by Shakespeare
You learn things about who you feel you should be but then you see these things are not you at all.
I don't insult, lest people talk about my hump.
*cue Fergie*
" The secret is to just keep moving."- Franka Potente, actress
" All the world is a stage." - Jacques, As You Like It by Shakespeare
You learn things about who you feel you should be but then you see these things are not you at all.
Go smurf a goat
...
Not that kind...
ya but what about bitch titties hmmmmOhmine would have to be one of the most original one
MKusanagi=bitch titties
Blackadder is naturally a great source for insults. In a similar vein to The Ceej's diphtheria one, I've always loved Blackadder's "Thank you, Darling and I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident."
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
Tard.
F**knugget.
There is not one word
NOT ONE WORD
That beats this when your really angry or annoyed.
NOT ONE smurfING WORD in the entire english language, with the grace and sophistication..
of calling someone a cúnt.
I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet; You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.
Most of my creative insults revolve around me making outlandish statements about my awesomeness. Some of my personal favourites include;
- I'm better than you, so feel free to find a rock to die under
- I might care if you didn't suck so much
- You're just jealous because I'm awesome and you suck
- You just keep on talking, I'll carry on doing something useful with my life
There is no signature here. Move along.
You're a towel.
Bite my shiny metal ass!! or Eat my shorts!!
I also use chump & chumpettes :/
Lv.3 Slime Knight! Slurp!
~Revolution~
I keep it highbrow. Usually I use so many advanced words that they sail over my target's head, who laughs along, thinking whatever it is, it must be witty. Unfortunately you people are generally too smart for me to attempt it here, and besides, the rules shun it - rightly so of course.
Chupa-Choop!
Lv.3 Slime Knight! Slurp!
~Revolution~
The Orbitz comercial has got me saying:
What the french toast!
and
Cootie Queen
and
Lint Licker!
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