Things FFX Characters Would Never Say
Auron: *takes a drink from his jug to do his Overdrive* I'm a great example to this generation. *hiccups*
Seymour *while holding off the SinSpawn Gui* WTF? Auron, Yuna, why aren't you two bitches helping me?
Barthello: So, I sat down and gave the direction of our relationship a serious overview....
Dona: And? What did you conclude?
Barthello: I had an epiphany. You're going to die.
Dona: ...yeah? You didn't know that?
Barthello: Well, you always boss me around. Now you're gonna go kill yourself? You are a totally selfish bitch.
*after defeating Isaaru*
*party informs Mika they killed Yunalesca*
Mika: lol! You smurfing n00bs. Yunalesca is the only way to kill Sin and now we're all boned. GTFO before I call in my warrior monks and they shoot at you all. They got the aim of the Storm Troopers from A New Hope so they'll probably miss you and hit me... I got nothing but tards working for me.
Jecht: What? Why did you play the Hymn of the Fayth to calm me?
Tidus: Well...I thought it was your favorite song...
Jecht: Nope. I'm into NWA now. If you played "Gangta Gangsta" I'd have gotten down with my bad Sin self.
Yuna: So...you're gonna leave me um, whatever your name is?
Tidus: Yes, I am...but I think we have time for a quicky.
*pulls off pants and tries to give it to Yuna*
Yuna: I don't feel anything...
Tidus: i get that a lot.
(remember at this point he was not solid)
I'm out for now... I'll add more if I can think of them.
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