Kitchen Utensils... OF DOOM!
I liked the Kitchen Utensils thread.
So! If you were in a dark alley about to be mugged and you had one kitchen utensil on you that you had to use to either kill, injure, or knock out the mugger. What would you have on you and how would you use it to thwart the attempts of the mugger.
I'd use a whisk. I'd unbend it and gouge his eyes out. Then I'd go home and make some jell-o, or maybe even a pie.
One thing, and one thing only...A Spork!!! A Spork in the eye will help any situation!
Here I am to save the day!
Ouch. Yeah that'd suck.Originally Posted by kaggski
Clearly a knife would be the answer? If your not worried about killing someone and being sent to jail with bubba.
I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet; You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.
Yes, but any old poopie can use a knife!! Stabbing someone with a spork has class!
Here I am to save the day!
Meat cleaver or a spork.
Sounds impossible.Yes, but any old poopie can use a knife!! Stabbing someone with a spork has class!
Real skill is when you beat someone with a tea towel.
I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet; You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.
Perhaps. I think the hardest thing to do is to balance a pea on a knife. It can't be done!!!Sounds impossible.Yes, but any old poopie can use a knife!! Stabbing someone with a spork has class!
Real skill is when you beat someone with a tea towel.
Here I am to save the day!
A CHAINSAW! VROOMVROOMVAVROOM! *immitates a chainsaw for five minutes*
Oh. Wait. Never mind ><
I'd use one of those big mixing spoons. The huge ones. I'd beat my attacker with it. <3 Spoon death!
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i was beaten to informing the population of the sheer power of the Spork
An old-fashioned blender. The kind that you have to turn by hand. I would aim for the nipples.
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A knife, quite clearly. Either that or a meat cleaver, as stated earlier.
A BBQ fork.
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Does dual-wielding count? Because I would use a fork and knife. A knife is an obvious choice, but a fork in the eye would be the perfect finish.
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