Kitchen Utensils... OF DOOM!

[Avarice-ness]

Does dual-wielding count? Because I would use a fork and knife. A knife is an obvious choice, but a fork in the eye would be the perfect finish.

Or perhaps...Spoon in the eye!!

Yeah, finishing with a spoon is like saying "I'm so badass, I can inflict pain with a spoon! Ha!"

Actually there's this guy in my Algebra class who told someone that he could cut him with a spoon and then cut him with a spoon. And then the next day the teacher made fun of him because he always keeps talking so class is never let out early and he stomped out all angry, so now we think he's going to get us with either a bomb, or a spoon, or a bomb-spoon.

That kind of sucks.